Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #32
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The Winners:
"Dad was right! Since I've been in the service, there sure is a lot of red tape to deal with." - tony
The Air Forces Version of "Pull my finger!" - Navydaze
Ok Johnson, we're leaving, just don't touch anything. Johnson? JOHNSON?! - Coelho
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Damn SPs. If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times not to fly their kites on the flightline - MILGUIDE
One red ribbon......I love it when the Base has a scavenger hunt! - MILGUIDE
You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about. - HoopMatron
So that's where i let my hair ribbon. I've looked every where for this. - Patrick Skinner
After an explosion in the mess hall private jim finds himself in 6ft of gravy with no one around to help him - howitz
How did my hair ribbon get up there? - Exidor
Run Away!! Run Away!! She's about to pull the pin!! - Cecile Galt
Silly flyboys, Don't ask, Don't tell includes pink streamers. - Ce Ce
It's almost Christmas, and on my base pay I can't afford to buy ribbons. - Ce Ce
Hay! It does say made in Korea. - Ce Ce
Hey, check out this move! I saw it in Saturday Night Fever! - zebedee
Hmmm...I wonder what would happen if I DIDN'T "Remove Before Flight"? - afwife5288
"Oh, so this must be one of those new pull start F-16's they were talking about, so just yank on this cord I guess" - Black Knights 18
Airman Smith's husband would never get over his inferiority complex. - Ian
Hmm, they told me never to pull this under any circumstances, but I really need to know what it does. - Brent
Hey man, see what is the price of this Air Force surplus item. - Iker Bocigas
I could give this to my husband for like our anniversary!!!! - Inspectah Deck
Lets see...brakes, brakes? Wait a minute, dang u guys, yea thats right, get the new gal to do the PMC (Preventive Maintainence Checks) list! - Ballesta, John R.
"I wonder why this red ribbon says 'DO NOT REMOVE!'" - Airman Ogan
I wonder what this dooooooeeeesssssss....... - sailor
DON'T do it!! Remember what happened to Eve! - Chief(ret) kvb
These pretty ribbons should spruce things up a bit." - comguy
*Puff* *Huff* *Huff* *Puff* Man!! *Huff* One thing the Recruiter *Huff* *Puff* Didn't tell me about Basic *Puff* Training *Puff* Was how hard this PC really *Puff* is! *Huff* *Huff* *Huff* These *Puff* Dicos are the *Huff* WORST! - Almost Army
" Is this where I pin the tail on the Donkey?" - Jonx2
Yoink! - Jay
Hmm, I wonder what this does...? - Viperchild
Now I wonder what would happen if I pulled this string - Kimberly S benefield
Remove before take-off" seemed like the perfect message for her boyfriend during that sensitive time of the month. - Oops-isaidthat?
This is the perfect color ribbon to tie back my hair for the dance tonight. - PaulFalk
"I wonder what hapens if I pull this red thingee?" - hawk4523
What does this wire do? - Hugh
Deck the rockets with bright red ribbons...Falalalala....lalalala...." - viewcam
There, I hope it stays this time. - Marc
We need one more ribbon for the flag football game this afternoon. - Karen
Red ribbons for her hair, and for her missles....- Mike-OR
"Goin' my way, Cap'n? Goin' my way?" - Almost Army
Damn those pilots, they stole the streamers off my tricycle. - Karen
"Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket..." - Almost Army
If I pull this string I wonder what will happen? - Christopher Williams D
Maybe this kite will fly better if I put a tail on it. - Jim Dickson
Do not pull the string, I repeat do no pull the --------(static) - Mike-OR
Damn Fly Paper!!!!! - Jaycee37
TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE - Sgt Fluff
"I wonder what will happen if I pull this little red tab?" - Navy Mom
What's this thingie do? - Cecilki
I wonder what'll happen if I pull this out? - Red Rocket
So...You guys want to crack red head jokes, huh?! - Shane Free
Whoa...baby. - George Malsam
What happens If I pull this? - Ssgt ex Army
(Singing to the beat of the Goo Goo Dolls) "...I wonder if I should tell the Captain that these headphones pick up 99.5, WROC?" - tony
(Focused on the job?) "...aaarrgghhh! Another broken nail! Not to mention these headphones that ruin my hair!" - tony
Hmmmm-I can see where several of these ductaped together would look good on the Xmas tree. - topgun
Jeez, Look at the flies on this thing - cowboy67
turn your head and cough- Kevin 03
Do Not Pull... - Chubbs
I told him not the red ribbon! Men! - Robin McMurrin
Stalagtites grow up - or do they grow down? - Lifer
I hate cleaning up after gate night. - NJROTC Cadet
here kitty kitty. - weasel512
Insert Tab "A" into Slot "B" - The Green Jester
boy this missle is big - rambo
I hate decorating for weddings. Who has the tin cans? - Rick Bates
Little doggie, memorize the color of the flag, you know where to go. - Robert Hui Hong Kong
Man, look at the string on this tampon... - nonamekitty
Oh my God! RED...how tacky! - Smitty
Hmmm...I wonder what D.N.P. stands for??? - Pookie
Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive.... - Kbone
"These 'Mao Tse-tung Hung' fireworks are getting bigger and bigger these days." - Mike Martinez
he loves me... he loves me not... - sailor
i wonder what happens when i pull this? said crewman denise. - col. young
hmmmmmmmm maybee if i press this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - Kingy
I'd like to shoot off million dollar a rocket with a push of a button. - Marine51
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
