Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #29
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Courtesy of Colonel L.D. Vona (Used with Permission)
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The Winners:
Since we formed up on an incline, everyone will need to tilt their flags like this. - brak97
When it's your turn to say a few words, say Thank you for this opportunity "COL" not "Dad" then sit down and shut-up! -Ce Ce
"Three inches from your chest Pyle! THREE INCHES!" - Mike Martinez
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
What do you mean we're both victims of the "old super-glue trick?" What the Hell does that mean? - MILGUIDE
You drop this one more time and I'm gonna super glue it to your hands...- Ce Ce
No Sir, Sorry Sir, I just can't release the flag to you. - Nancy
But
sir, I don't want to play "Capture the Flag"
"Ok Private The ceremony is over....you can give me that flag back!"- Jon Jon
No, you will carry this flag and like it!!- NAVYDAZE
For the unit with the most creative and effective fund raising, I present this guidon to you MSG BILKO.- Dukduk
I told you - we will dismiss the troops when the fifth soldier falls on his bayonette. We train to standards here, not time. So just freeze in this position while they take the picture. I KNOW ITS 100 DEGREES TODAY! You are lucky I am not doing this on a Saturday, like the last time. - Chip
Give me the damn thing!! It's my turn to hold it! - Pat Spro
"The flag pole, stupid...not your pole...hold the 'FLAG'pole!!!!!" - Cecilki
Enter the pole vaulting event? YES SIR!!!!- Jaycee 37
"I don't care if you did march with the flag girls in high school.....we DON'T twirl our flags when we march!!" - viewcam
Private, Billy here says you hit him with your flag. Now give it to me until you can play nice. - Coelho
Give me the flag I said!! It's Private Peck's turn to hold it! - Jas
Way to go and tattle on me, Johnson. Now NEITHER of us has the flag! - Grommit
You don't need a weapon. Charge that machinegun nest with this!! We'll be right behind you... - KKapinski
I hope he does not poke me in the eye with that thing (the soldier at attention to the immediate right) - Marc
By golly, you're right solider! This is a beautiful shade of purple. I'll make sure your First Sergeant is aware of this. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. - Retired Eagle
Because of his knit-picking ways, the more important matter of the correct parade route (in downtown Chicago) was somehow overlooked. - Navy Mom
All right Soldier, Let it go!"- Wayno
Somehow, some way, I'll whip this bunch of recruits into shape! Even if it kills me!!! -hawk4523
Let go and I'll show you! - raggedrae
Give that here, Private. I'll show you some real banner movements. I used to be on the Polish Pike Line. - Lifer
"Mine!" "No, Sir, it's mine!" "Let Go!!" - Lifer
Let go ! Dis you hear me??? I said let go! This is mine and I ain't letting no smart ass hold it!! So for the last time gimme it! - Chuckles
I told you not to put that in your booth -weasel512
Sarge let go of the flag, it's Pvt. Jones'turn to carry the flag. - Johnny
Capt. speaks, " this is port arms Private and don't you forget it"- Nichwa
Here you go... NOW IS EVERYONE READY FOR THE JOUST!? - XGEP
Hey! What's your problem? This is my flag! - Robert Hui Hong Kong
If you won't play nice then I will take the flag away. - Surbie
But Sergeant Major, I don't want to go. - Surbie
You hold it LIKE THIS!!! - Rear Admiral-Jay
It's my flag!" "No--it's mine!!" "Mine!" "Mom, Bobby's trying to take my flag again!" - MisterJ
sir, one question, why do we all wear camo if were just going to take these colorful flags with us into battle - howitz
Hey guys! Did you know that red is the most visible color to the human eye? Here, hold this. If anyone starts shooting, come tell me. - Look!
Here, you take it...NO, you take it...Uh, NO, you take it.......- Smitty
Exactly just what did he say my responsibilities were? - Wolfdawg
No,no,no...hold it in this hand like I showed you! - Doc Blair
GIMME THAT! I'm taking my flag and going home! - Groundpounder
"Sir..Sir you have to let go! Everyone is watching!" - Groundpounder
General: Now as we pass the tortch down to the next in command we must remember that the only thing that matters is that Army beats Navy and that my ghetto booty never gets on a website that will be viewed by millions! - 101st Rangers
"I don't want it. You take the damn thing." - SPC Holthus
WHAAAAAT! What do you mean this isn't the gree on the 18th hole? What's this flag for, anyway?- TROOPER ADAMS
Gimme that. How many times do I have to tell you, leave the Mickey Mouse flag at the barracks. - Mercury7
What do you mean you took it from the white house tour?! - Marine51
...and the next time you drop it, I'll have the lieutenant here shove it where the sun don't shine!!! - i am weasel
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
