Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #28
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Coast Guard Photo
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The Winners: See, I told you. Attach a Snickers bar to the harness, and slowly troll the beach outside the S.E.A.L. compound, and you get a strike every time. - PaulFalk
Seaman Joe, new to his recruiting job, made the fateful error of suggesting the new service motto should be changed to "I am a Coast Guard of one." - USAF Ace
Whaddaya mean am I hungry? And what's "Fear Factor?" - Joe Grogan
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Dear god, please keep those flappy things flapping up there......- Elaine
What do you mean GOLDFISH!?! I SAW TEETH!!!- SKIP
What the?!! Bond!! Don't you ever die? Trap jaw, fly low towards that tree...- Coelho
What does it look like when one of the Navy Seals wimps out? - GI
Next time I go "Space A," I think I will stick with the Air Force. - Chief(ret) kvb
Hey sir we caught Jeffery Dalmers lunch for the day..hurry and get it to the prison before it spoils!!- Redneck
That's right Chief. Pilot says every time you have the broccoli casserole in the mess you gotta stay outta the cabin, over. - Ian
Ya know, this is a hell of a way to get out of the cover charge at the water park, right? - afwife5288
In an effort to boost funds The dept of transportation has initiated new coast guard airborne pizza delivery "delivered fresh to your yacht in under 30 min or its free!" - MrRan
What the coast guard does on its free time, using new recruits for shark fishing. - Rob
Wait, come back, you forgot the beer tap. - SGT Bubba
Just hanging around. - Michael H. Standart
: In a world of ever increasing budget cuts, the Cost Guard introduces the WhirlyBird Taxi Co. - pee-wee
"steady...Ok right there!" "I'm lowering him to the drive through window." "I hope he gets it right this time." - lawdawgUSCG
What next, Sir? I hope it's mouth to mouth. - Robert Hui Hong Kong
Dangit AC, I told you no more buzzing the swim areas! Now we've got another one of those dang snorkelers hung up on the fuselage! - JPrewitt8541
"Dangit, I knew I was forgetting something - always unhook gunners belt before doing a low and slow insertion" - JPrewitt8541
Dope on a Rope - Coast Guard style - fubar
OK Sir, rig's baited with live bait. - fubar
I knew it was a hoax. - SgtD
Man, when you troll in this river you never know what you'll catch." - "Dutch" Treat
Ack ! ! ! Wait! ! Put me down ! ! It's around my neck ! ! ! - Mike
Just Hangin Out ....... - Wes
OK Chief, quit jerking my chain-I told you I don't even know your daughter, now put down the hacksaw and let me in the bird! - Chip
There's gotta be an easier to make a living! - Old Navy
"Nah, I couldn't save the guy...but don't you think my legs look great in this? Lots of tone, wouldn't you agree?" - metalgurl
Wait! Wait! Wait! The Chocks! The Chocks! - cowboy67
He's not under here, Sir. - yllib72
U.S. Navy experiments with a new submarine bait. - Chubbs
Keep making like a backseat driver and next time you can walk. - Lifer
Space "A" ain't what it used to be - tachidude
Cash or Charge.. If you don't have it, I'm sorry we'll have to put you back in the water. - DevilShep
"Aw c'mon guys, just 'cuz I dropped the victim u don't hafta leave me hanging." - PFC Ballesta
I need to GO! REAL bad! - Bob
Boy, am I glad they put in these seat belts - weasel512
OK Chief! I promise - no more jokes about your wife! Now will you PLEASE pull me in - PLEASE! - RetiredEagle
Houston, I thought you'd said you'd "beam me up?" - daChief/LTC
I don't care if they are just goldfish, these used to be long pants! - Neil
Trolling for sharks again, Sir? - Rick Bates
Darn if I didn't draw that short straw I could have had a seat inside. - Tony Campo
Quick, hand me the net, I have a keeper - Sgt. Buss
"You didn't say, 'may I'" - Cecilki
Fly lower, we've got a Cling-on Captain!!! - Gaucho
"Man, I knew it was too good to be true when they said they had room for one more!" - cuffdaddy_2000
I thought I told you, NO ANCHOVIES!?! - Top Cat
Hmm That bird looks like a F-16.... wait a minute...PULL ME UP! PULL ME UP! - Sgt. Finn
You have a knot where?? - Whisper
I'd heard rumors that the Coast Guard had special initiations for ex-Navy guys, but jeez! This is worse than my first frat party! - NukeOfficer
Hey Billy look, Jones tied one of those diver guys to the chopper again, what a joker - Cpl Black
We'll let you in when you start wearing deoderant. - stevis
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
