Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #26
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The Winners:
Area 51? There is nothing strange going on there... - Ian
"Don't worry, Sir, I won't tell anyone about your fear of heights... just stay right there and I'll be right up!" - Almost_There
Aparently first contact is made by an F-15 - XGEP
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
I can't believe that Reynolds Wrap won the contract for the new Air Force flight suits! - Mil Guide
Aparently first contact is made by an F-15 - XGEP
I hate it when the pilot's pass gas! - Xcalybur
Oh God! It's all over the cockpit...it looks like, ewwwww. Grits and spam. I hate it when these southerners get orientation flights. - Ian
Armed with the latest and deadliest insecticides straight from Groom's Lake, the Air Force special forces team "Exterminator Flight" embarks on a critical mission to liberate their combat aircraft from a new strain of "airborne termites." - USAF Ace
When the base Vector Control Team was told they were going to be dealing with a new species of termite, they had no idea what they were in for. - Chief(ret) KVB
They need to make frito boats off limits to this pilot!!! - josh
Yeah, Joe, I'm absolutely sure that there's no fire up here. - afwife5288
I know we fly economy, but this flying on the wings is getting ridiculous! - BANKMAN
US Air Force re-enacts the 'one giant step' routine on their own Eagle lander.. - PaulFalk
We have to get the navigator out...the pilot had beans for lunch! - JAW416
Modern day 'three stooges' prepare to wingwalk on an F-15. - PaulFalk
Sarge... We'll need the axe to get in from this side. - daChief/LTC
You would think that as much as these babies cost, they could install escalators. - Lifer
"Yes, I know we don't have to use these terrible things called ladders back on planet Trulox, but I swear I saw this thing fly!" - metalgurl
WHEW!!! I knew the baked beans with onions bacon and Sauerkraut was a BAD Idea. - The Green Jester
"And once you've learned how to board the wing, our next instruction will be how to exit the wing! Please remember to take notes!" - Navy Mom
Take me to your leader! - yllib72
"Damn Hubble Telescope." - Johnny D. Johnson
Intel Inside - Bob
N'Sync prepares for the filming of there next music video on top of a F-15. - F18Ace
I'm going to kill that damn recruiter!! He never said anything about wearing this *silver*. I mean, it just totally clashes with my skin tone! - Jonathan Bensley
It all goes horribly wrong when the $23,000 pin falls out of the ladder. - Jonathan Bensley
It was the very last time the base commander's daughter was allowed to hold the ladder! - Jonathan bensley
*puff* Do *puff* they *puff* have *puff* to *puff* do *puff* this *puff* *puff* after lunch?!?!?!?!?! - Jonathan bensley
Man now these flight suits we got to use the wing entrance - weasel
The test crew of the Air Force's new Fire Engine. - Tcheman
Damn, who farted? - Rob
Mechanics of the Future! - Rob
Can't this guy pull 2 G's without crapping in the cockpit? I'm sick of cleaning up his mess. - kingpin_2
Ya think it's hot under the wing? - Jazzer
"Don't make me come up there after you, Junior!" - Almost There
New UN Directive: All Planes must be spraied with hot water to prevent ice from forming on the wings, while flying at high altitudes. - Rob
Ok, who put the skunk in the f14 again. - Highschoolstudent
Oh man! FFFFT, I hat when they serve franks & beans before a flight! FFFFT! Excuse me! - Mess Dude
"Wait, this ISN'T the moon?!!?" - John Crowe, D.
"That's one small step for man.. one giant leap for Danny Devito." - WhatAKissr
Who Trained That Pilot again? - SgtD
Ya know Fred, I just don't think these new pressure suits are gonna work out. - Hoff
To Bob's dismay, while trying to escape to Mars, he is suddenly surprised with a visit from his annoying in-laws - Coelho
Col. Johnson finally realized that it was time to stop eating Mexican before his flights. - Hans
Fortunately for the citizens of Cedar Creak...the air force had a quick response to the wild fire that threatened their small town. - Weasel
You sure that this fuel is not hazzardous? - LRRP29
You know how speedy this fighter is....if you can't resume from misjudgement in direction for just 0.01 sec, you will fly right into the sun. That's why we are dressing like this. - Robert Hui Hong Kong
Nope false alarm Smith, Not cats up here - Cpl Black
A California Dept. of Forestry F-15 onloads fireman who will be dropped by chute into the fire zone The plane will be followed by a C-130 full of water. - Chuckles
This is what happens when fireman are put on a pilot's uniform revision board - Chuckles
Check out the submissions for our previous caption contests.
