Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #24
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Official
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The Winners:
Hey dude! Look we found Burger King! It's just past those peaceful demonstrators with guns. - Mikey
All right boy. Y'see that one right there? Sit tight, boy, and see how a pro gets a date with the commander's daughter. Leroy, get me some air support. - Nuke Officer
"...Through that door, up to the fifth floor, Room 525, that's where your recruiter is hiding." - CharleyNoble
Honorable Mentions (in order of receipt):
The mid-day twinkie run was always a matter taken seriously by all who were involved. - missingmil1
Sssshhh. We just gotta get by one more guard and we're in the Playboy Mansion! Jamesblond008
Soldier, I told you to clean the mold off this wall two weeks ago! - Jamesblond008
"Who painted these barracks?" "Don't ask, hopefully they won't tell." USAF Ace
There he is guys,
that's the one who pushed me down at recess! - Coelho
Will you make up your D**N minds! - XGEP
In a NATO drill---The sergeant of the Royal Infantry said:"We are retained by those machine guns."The one behind said:"Ask those U.S.Army to take care of them,the history told us,they are glad to do so." - Robert Hui Hong Kong
"Ok, We need
about 2 more pints of that pink Paint for this spot right here" Jon Jon
"See that guy there? thats the general. Do NOT shoot at him. The paperwork
is bad if you do." - Jonathan Bensley
Look...it's obviously 16th Century French! Look at the contour of each line! That is sooo Louis the XIV! - Jello-Six
Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go? - Kelleys1299
Denney's is one block, right at the first light and two blocks to next light. - Johnnybill53
Look there!!!!
It's Pamela Anderson!!!! - Pappy
"The Lieutenant is right around the corner over there. Sssh! He might find
us!" - Cecilki
{PUSH, PULL AND THE THINKER} Left soldier'S HAND="pull" right soldier'S HAND="push", middle soldier="the thinker" all of which captions the photo: "Push, Pull and The Thinker" - BOB KEENAN
I don't care if it is "Beanie Baby" Saturday, you get your butt over there to Micky D's and get our lunch now soldier!" - AUmugg
There he is; I told you the mess sgt was trading our hot chow for those jimmie dean bag-o-meals. Lets get him! - Sgt Wolf
I think the Main Gate is over there - Chuck
Come out, come out whereever you are! Jaycee 37
"I'm serious, Sarge. I saw the white rabbitt and Alice go down THAT hole right over there!" Perry V. Mitchell, Sr.
That's him Private! If that poodle piddles on the Colonel's lawn again, you smoke him,understand? - steve Petree
Ok...Who farted? - Gysgt03
"But I'll get dirty firing from this position SSG Jones!". I promise it will not show up on your uniform Sir. - Sgt. Finn
Humorous? Why is that mans firearm pointing at a team member whilst he poses with finger ??? Espo
Hey, see them guys over there go get them. Oh no, uh, you go I not going over there you crazy! - wheels
"There he is, the Chief is on his way to the mess hall, let's intercept him at the finance offices." "Whatever we do, we can't let the Chief get to to mess hall before us, they're serving chili today." - Sonny
Ok. Go down four
tents and break left and I'll hit you with the pass as you cut behind the motor
pool - rimfire
"See I told
you the captain had been messing around with your wife" - Eric
Yea, this is the way to Sears, but if the captain finds out we moonlight as
guards during their sales, we're history! - Joseph V.
"Theres the
ship guys." - Bennie B
Isnt this a lovely pastel. I have to talk to the terrorist in charge about it
- nick
Clowns on the left of us, Jokers to the right and here Iam stuck int the middle with you!!! - Milktray
We know what to
do. Point is where we have to go. Guy on RT says to other grunts wait, note:
left, right, back, and sides are covered waiting for command to go a head and
no talking just hands to get the job done just do it as taught - twindream1
...and bring me your huddled masses.... - Danny D.
Let's go that way. We ain't going any way until you get your weapon out of my - Tony Campo
Oh no, there's my Mom, and she doesn't know I snuck out to play army with you guys! - Roy
Who says New Yorkers
arent friendly enough to give directions........ - Weasel
Step one: Find the nurses. Step two: Use super soaker. - Carp
Alright gentlemen
you both need to make your mind up. Is it this way or is it that way? - Sgt
Leg
"Hold up everybody -- that is one KILLER squirrel - AF4life
Remember guys - when he comes out of that door over there, we all jump up and
yell "Surprise! Happy Birthday - carolina
The Keystone Cops get new uniforms. - medic 173rd airborne
No, the chow is that way! - Mike
It's Barney! Get him - Scott
Ahh! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back - Scott
The 'head' is right over there, behind the guy with the machine gun. - Ragged Rae
Hide the cigarettes! The D.I.'s coming - edgar
Sorry, my friend
here is a little slow. . .the enemy is THAT way. . . - landon
Let's get the architect who desigm\ned this building. - mpennengr
"See those cammies over there, those are Marines." - DarMic
"See those guys LT, Pink! All they wear is Pink. I'm telling you, the military
is just not keeping up with urban camo techniques" - MS
Now remember. As soon as the cook sets the pies on the window sill, you have
exactly 37 secondswhile she turns her back to pour a shot of bourbon from her
stash in the cupboard. - Chief(ret) kvb
North is.... - Mike R.
Everyone seemed
to have an opinion on the best way to get to the PX. - CPL Harris
Look!!! There is the Pizza Hut. Right where the LT said it would be!!! - Tahlequah
It's a great thing to be a military so these military photo's are great. - <Bounty-hunter>
These commandos
of the First British Brigade are seen completing the final and dare we say hardest
part of their urban warfare training,the" frontal Pub assault and wife
evasion" drill. - Steven Petree
Baker, you get the bread and grape jelly. I want two of you men to follow me.
We'll get the milk and peanut-butter. Move out, men!! - Brisco
"I know the Burger King is this way" "No, it's not, it's over
this way" Thus the team had to wait until the debate was resolved. - afwife5288
Civil War in Modern gear. - Robert Hui Hong Kong
"That's the guy that took my cookie. Right over there!" - Pat
The outhouse is right over there. Did you keep the paper from your rations this time? -: smiles3366
Well, I don't know about you Sarge, but I think the base would look real pretty in this shade of peach. - Kyle
I'm telling you China is that way!!!!!! - junior14
Why didn't you go before we left! O.k, Make a left at the APC and you'll see the port-a-johns straight ahead. - Sep
The captain said to go this way....no he said this way! - Beth
Ltjg: OK, men, we go that a-way... Chief: Uh, Um, er, Lieutenant, ah, back here..... - Jack
No, soldier, you're not looking hard enough. Everybody ELSE can see the image of Elvis... - JSTARSFlyer
