Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #23
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Official
US Navy Photo
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The Winners:
Mom said to come in NOW! -David
"Uh sir...enemy bombers in range!!" - Weasel
Oh $#!^, we hooked you up backwards on the CAT. Do some of that fancy pilot stuff and see if you can get pointed in the right direction. - PaulFalk
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Hello, Dominos'? Oh never mind - here comes the driver now! - Billboat
"I told him
three time before he left...make sure the speakerphone is ON!!"- Charley
Noble
Ah, Mom, there will be one more for dinner.-yllib72
What do you mean you missed that class during training??- Jonathan Bensley
"Hey Saddam, hear that? Remind you of anything? See ya soon!"- Ian
"Um, yes sir, it IS off the ground. No sir, I can't believe it, either!" - Melissa
Sorry honey, I'll be a little late for dinner. The last plane just left the ship.- LANA ZAWASKI
What took you so long with my pizza? -G-man
Did you remember to get the captain's latest copy of Playboy? - usmcgruntmom
Oh, that was carry-out?- Hugh
"Honey, guess who's dropping in for dinner?"- Senior Chief "D"
Yes, you are trailing some kite string, why? - PaulFalk
OOPS! Sorry to bother you again. Here comes the Pizza-man now - Dan Topolewski
hey where are you going!!!!!!! - Col. Robert L. Scott
Yeah, nice approach, wrong end of the ship. Go down to the end of the deck, make a U-turn. You can't miss it. - PaulFalk, Infantry
"Hey, Nice Ass"- Jonathan Payne
Nope, we don't do oil changes here! - ssgwhiskers
This guy forgot to dial 1-800-CALL-ATT - medic 173rd abn
Waht do you mean you forgot your toothbrush and are returning to the ship? - Wally
Baby, I told you, I can't talk...yes I love you. Sweetie...i gotta go, my boss is coming...bye...Clear to land Bravo Echo Charlie Six Eight Niner - DEP Recruit Joseph Abdullah
What do you mean "Breaker One Nine" ? - Rick Bates
Hello, Mom! - Jim
"Hold on one second, Spider. AT&T says they have lower rates!" - Navy Mom
How to tell when your early warning system is down......- Weasel
Thank God Dominos delivers.......- Chubbs
You better have brought enough coffee and doughnuts for all of us, sir! - asstchief48
Is this going to be a long distance call? - mykab
I KNOW MOM, but I really have to hang up now. No I am not just saying that, I have to go. SORRY - ROBERT J. GRADT
Can't talk now,
mom... - CVA-12
Go Big, or Come Down Now! - Submariner's-love
TIRE PRESSURE...TIRE PRESSURE??? - DELTA ALPHA
"Just land the damn thing and deliver the Skipper's pizza!!" - viewcam
Yeah he's on his way captain, you should get as far away from his wife as possible! - gonnagogrunt
Yes Sir, I know your pizza will get cold, but we have to wave you off this time! - Retired Eagle
hey, cap'n,look out! there's a hostile foriegn plane trying to land on us! - jenny
Honey, did you remember to pick up bread and milk on the way home? - LB
I'll see you when you get home dear. Yes, I love you too. *kiss* - Sproket
OK, they're gone....send in the strippers and make sure you got plenty of beer. - Navy Mom
Listen, I ordered a Cappuchino, not Latte. I don't care if you're low on fuel. You won't and until you get it right! - Milhouse
"Roger that," he says we look like ants! - AF4life
"I wonder if this guy knows we're not a Carrier?" - Cowboy
Captain?, Those damn Mormons have found us again. - Gandar
Capt'n Jeb, Commander W wants yout land now. And that's an order! - Top Cat
I told you to use 1 800 collect, now for that your not landing on this ship!!! - Sgt Leg
: "....and what is the first derivative of two X squared?" - Perifeique
What do you mean we wern't supposed to re-fuel him? He sounded American!? - Buff
Hello....where have you been?You missed the lunch! - Robert Hui Hong Kong
That's correct, 4,000 big macs, 4,000 fries, 4,000 cokes and Top wants the biggie Happy Meal for a boy!! - pedede
Pizza Hut sure delivers fast! - tennisf16
Sorry. We're closed for today. - Cecilki
Ma, yeah can uh you call back this is kinda important - jImBo
Hello? well i'm kinda busy right now can you call back later? - XGEP
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full. - Jazzer
You want to land WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - Jazzer
ummmm, sir? I think your a just a tad to high to land - madfish
Oh Yea, Aunt Martha said, 'to make sure you stop and pick up milk on your way home". - Slickrock76
"..Domino's Pizza?" - Lewis B.
"Hey Joey! Remember the guy who bought that F/A-18 with the busted GE engines from us? I think he's back..." - Namakemono
I want two whoppers, with fries, and a vanillia milkshake. Got that ? - Carole F.
"Hello, Honey? I think I'm going to be a little late for dinner...." - Jan
PFC Smith was disheartened to learn that the UFO he had reported, was, in fact, a Navy plane. - Melissa
Take it around a couple more times, Jim. The landing crew has all gone to lunch. - BANKMAN
Don't forget the milk!!! - Paul
Hello recruiter...I thought u said I'd get to fly the planes...What do u mean aviation degree?...I thought u said I could trust you...No my job isn't exciting...No it's nothing like you described.... what?....Accelerate this! - Jaguar
Sir, you forgot the Columbian Coffee! - Nate W.
deposit 25 cents for the next three minutes pease - (No Name)
I dont care how much fun it is get down here its past your bed time! - JD
remember, no anchovies - pizzaman
you have five seconds or my pizza is free!! - Ben
Say on your way back, get me a large fry and a diet Coke. - CaH
No honey I told you I dont have time to talk about last. - jeshio
Sorry, I have to go. My ride's here. - Hammer
"....and don't forget 50 cases of bud" - One-up
"Yes Admiral, it's him." "No Sir, I can't tell if your daughter is with him again." - Hubcap
I can barely hear you. One of those stupid jets again. - NeTworker
Glad you could make it! Hurry up, supper's on!! Land that sucker and let's eat!!! - Mike McNamee
No I swear he not at the tail hook convention! - C.Wise
Thank you for calling. Your business is very important to us. Press one for English, two for Spanish. - OtraVez
Nevermind. The pizza just showed up. - Mike Worden
"G-156's calling Deck C,I am coming in." Deck:" You are late, as late as "Military photo of the week"!" - Robert Hui Hong Kong
You forgot to do what? - Doug O.
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