Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #22
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The Winners:
"Millitary anylists were quick to discover the design flaw in what was supposed to be the armys new, virtualy undetectable, one man stealth tank" - Weasel
The Air Force begins testing of the Ramp and Terminal Tri-Service Rodent Abatement Program (RATTRAP) - Tim
An Army of One - Rh 190
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Here Betsy, these steroids will get you back up there with the big tanks. - dadsbrat
You almost take over my job, fortunately, you don't kiss ass. - Robert Hui
This little piggie went to market, and this little piggie goes BOOM BOOM BOOM. - Stevie Raves On
50 more of these and I'll never have to do another FOD walkdown! - Sgt. Finn
Most requested job in the military, escourting Ms. Piggy (if you didn't get it read the tag on the robot) - XGEP
"Geez, I'm sick of The General using us to change the batteries in his kid's toys!" - Chris
This is the Future...Airman, meet your new T.I "Sgt Robo" - Jon Jon
With Wimbledon coming up USAF help their players by building a serving machine. - Baldrick
Let's face it Miss Piggy. You will never be able to play fetch like any good ol' American dog.- GRITS
The difference between men and boys are the price of their toys. - USAF Ace
By golly, your'e right Kermit! This huge "P" cell battery will keep her going for weeks! - Retired Eagle
Dont tell them your named after my wife! - Mr.President
I can't wait for the day I get the adult size...- Goldbar3
Damn thing swallowed my change! - bones
"They were right there is no inteligent life on this planet." - (No Name)
Where the hell do i put the quarter? - Tus Stuff
This is what happens when you take a jet-engine mechanic and task him with rebuilding an M1A1 tank. - Chief(ret) kvb
Kermit won't stand a chance in this paintball firefight! - Tim
USAF Logic: "This is a runway, so this thing must fly!!"- daChief/LTC
Last time I will ever volunteer to put together a Christmas toy for the general's kids. - fubar
Wow! this new aumusement ride only costs $2.00 a ride. - madfish
Damit! I put 50 cents in and it still willn't work. - madfish
OK General here come the tennis ball! - bob
HA, I get paid for this! - saltydog
...just get this fixed, and then we can ride boys! - saltydog
I can't throw it if you won't give it to me; give it to me, give it to me! - (No Name)
Let me try to remember, "Righty tighty, lefty loosie," or was it...- JIMBO
Airman Gump,tired of walking the flightline,is excited to try out his new hightech scooter. - steve petree
Never mind what Sarge says. I CAN ride this all the way back to Wisconsin! - Melissa
Now, just one shot of my special fuel additive and this baby's gonna take the trophy next week at the drag strip! - Dick
Humph! The base commander wants batting practice !- Rick
"Hmmm. Wonder what this button does?" - Cecilki
TSgt Airframe attaches a 40MM paintball cannon to the Air Force's new remote robotic grass cutter. - PaulFalk
What weighs 1200 Lbs and keeps FROGS off the runways? Look out Kermit, MS Piggy is armed. - PaulFalk
They may take our guns, but they'll never take OUR BLENDER! - Xystynce
Why the HELL can't the Air Force just have normal coffee machines!?!?! - howitz
Hey I have the perfect girl for you, her name is R2D2 - jaycee37
Wooohooo, Battlebots here we come! - Mark B.
Damm I heard that gas was at an all time high but this downsizing is rediculous. - Tony Campo
The old "potato in the muffler" trick works every time! - Navy Mom
As long as we conserve and use our MRE refried beans, we never have a gas shortage! - Top Cat
Well...well, the new P-38 can opener has arrived. - WARpVIPER
Gee Ms. Piggy, you look rather nice from this angle! - AF4life
The Air Force recently released a photo of its advanced armor concept, the "Prototype Interceptor-Ground," or PIG, for short. Some of us remain skeptical. - Chief(ret) kvb
Dammit, how come I always have to milk ms, piggy - jimbo
Man,we pay a billion dollars for one stinking bomber and i still have to wind this thing up! - steve petree
I don't understand...this worked in Short Circuit. - Bill
Ok, and this is supposed to do what again? - blackdwarf13
Ok Sarge. I got the apple...where exactly is this piggys mouth? - ELine1
Attention: Due to the strict Defense Budget, we are introducing the newest weapon, The "Ping Pong Ball Launcher". - DarMic
The Recruit in training was certain that this must be the spot where "Kermit" should make his "deposit". - Navy Mom
