Military Photo of the Week
Best Captions Contest #13
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The Winners:
Chief: Listen up, sailor! When the plane lands, grab the hook and hold on tight! - cptward
Do you have any extra toliet paper over there? - gumby
Yussir! That's a what I said... $7000.00 to fill up your F-16, and we ain't a budging till we see the money first!! - SSG Gov
Honorable Mentions (In order of receipt):
Hey, we're getting better! Last week we had an L on our foreheads! - HoopMatron
The Defense Department announced the completion of the U.S. Navy's new bio-engeenering program. The aim of the program was to eliminate head injuries on the Navy's flight decks. - Discowhale
Frick & Frack didn't anticipate the consequences of falling asleep while the shipyard was building a carrier. - Milguide
This is tuff job, but what the hell someone got to do it. - rat
This really sucks! I hope that damn UAV crashes! - Scout
This is the biggest damn bobsled I've EVER been in !!! - CharleyNoble
Don't get mad at me. How was I suppose to know the lady at the bar was your mom? - Scout
So we just sit here and wait for the steam to come on, huh? When does the attendant come by with the towels? - Meathead
See Joe, I told you we could get a good view of the planes taking off from here. Say, did you remember to bring the hot dog sticks, I got the dogs? - afwife5288
Its gonna take me years to get rid of this tan line!! - buddy
Hey sarge is that a large cannon in front of us or are you just happy to see me? - buddy
I sure am glad we have Monica Lewinsky below deck. - Clint
Will you please stop humming "Its a small world after all..!" - Slim Manthey
Man talk about censorship at the navy drive in, I wonder when will they consider us old enough to wear clear lenses. - Recon
OK guys. Very funny. Now please get us out of the ground. "OK we'll get yall up. Just wait right there while we go get help. Don't go nowhere." - Mike G
The navys latest model of wheel chocks! - kb10
dude, check it out, these new goggles let me see the chic's in the shower room. cool huh? oh, hi sarge. *ssssssssss* - case
All dressed up and no place to go!! - pointman31
Wait! Wait! Hurry up and Wait!!! - Cecilki
Gentlemannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - staaaaaaaaaaart your engines! - AUmugg
Get Your Motor Runnin...Head Out On The Highway... BORN TO BE W-I-L-D!!! - Sanspeur
So let him blow up the world! Real men don't apologize! - mommaT
Father Dorf is very happy his boys decided to persue a military career. - kevin
Do I need a hair cut? - Mario F.
This sure is a strange place for a tank. - John F.
Tired of speeding "fly boys", the military has strategically placed radar units on the field to entrap the little buggers! - Navy Mom
Tower to ground person T. Get your buddies B,U,and the other T up here, NOW! - CPL Black
Even with females onboard, this is still a boring job - BIT
Humm, I wonder if this is how Dale got his start? - Campo
Go ahead pull that hummer out in front of us, Sarge. - snowshoe
This sure as hell beats a slit trench! - Fubar
Did'ju know that the longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds? - Dee
The Air Force put a tourniquet on my leg and stuck me on this flightline? - daChief/LTC
I TOLD you not to try to even out the legs of the chairs by sawing them off one at a time! - Retired Eagle
Another toliet seat acquisition goes amuck, a $1.5M two-holer - gumby
oh not again i saw him do that yesterday - weasel
These fair rides are getting better and better!!....when are we going anyway? - miclicman
The Navy tests its new plan to just "grab" an aircraft's wheels as it rolls by, thereby eliminating the need for all that arresting gear on carrier decks. - kvb
No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. No problem withstands the assault of sustained thinking. - Dee
Never mistake activity for progress. - Dee
This sure is better than them "civilian" tanning salons! - MaverikIII
Okay, now what? - Weezie
Excecution and no last cigarette? Hmmm it´s non smoking area! - Choda-Boy
Dod? dodododooo dod! Ah Dododo Doood doo dodo! Hmmm Doooddodoo - Choda-Boy
These new standard issue toilets are great!, but, where's the toilet paper? - Duke Nukem
AAHHHHH, Nothing like the sun, sea, and JP-4 fumes to relax by. - Madfish
